Really?  Have you no life of your own?

Nuh-uh!

I don't Tweet, Twitter, Facebook, or any of that other Social-Media crap.  I'm an old lady now and I don't have time for that nonsense.  The clock's a-tickin' and I'm too busy trying to milk the most out of the remaining moments.  Doing this website takes enough of my dwindling time.

I put the icons down in the footer just because they look cool and I wanted to see how many of you would actually click on them. Like P.T. Barnum supposedly said, "There's a sucker born every minute." Or something like that.

But since you made the effort, I put a pretty photo in the sidebar for you to look at.  Consider that your reward.

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