Really? Have you no life of your own?
Nuh-uh!
I don't Tweet, Twitter, Facebook, or any of that other Social-Media crap. I'm an old lady now and I don't have time for that nonsense. The clock's a-tickin' and I'm too busy trying to milk the most out of the remaining moments. Doing this website takes enough of my dwindling time.
I put the icons down in the footer just because they look cool and I wanted to see how many of you would actually click on them. Like P.T. Barnum supposedly said, "There's a sucker born every minute." Or something like that.
But since you made the effort, I put a pretty photo in the sidebar for you to look at. Consider that your reward.
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